
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Late Night Visitor

Monday, December 29, 2008
Christmas Morning
Christmas morning began early at our house. Luke and I made the mistake of staying up until midnight on Christmas Eve watching a movie. We assumed that sticking to "tradition" our boys would have to be dragged out of bed on Christmas morning.

Sunday, December 28, 2008
Conversation of the Day
This is the conversation that followed:
Bubba: "Daddy, drinking too much soda is bad for you."
Luke: "Yes Bubba it is. You shouldn't drink too much soda."
Bubba: "Then why do you drink a soda everyday?
Luke: (Laughs) "Oh.. do you want me to cut back?"
Bubba: "If you drink a lot of water then you can drink soda."
Tubbs (chimes in): "Yah daddy. You shouldn't drink soda because that makes us drink soda."
Luke: (Laughs) "What do you mean?"
Tubbs: "Every time you drink a soda I have to take a drink of your soda."
Luke: (Laughs and continues making dinner)
10 minutes later
Tubbs: (Sneaks a drink of Luke's soda) "See you're making me drink your soda!"
As you can see Tubbs is clearly the victim here. He has no chance in fighting the urge to take a hit off his father's beverage.
He absolutely kills me! :)
Friday, December 26, 2008
Illegal Christmas Activities

The fog and snow was coming down so good I could hardly see everyone down the street but I could hear Luke's niece screaming "Faster!" I soon saw headlights coming my way and I had to laugh.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Chicken Foot Show Down
Every year my family has an annual Chicken Foot competition. It takes place sometime over Christmas break when most of the family can get together. It usually takes 3-4 hours so its a good time---teasing each other, eating, drinking... teasing each other some more ....and did I mention eating?!The Bugs Go to The State Capitol

Friday, December 19, 2008
To Wrap--or not to Wrap?
That is the question of the month.Thursday, December 18, 2008
CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin' good I feel right now.
Should you feel so inclined, pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
I Love Christmas Cards!
It doesn't matter if the photo card is from someone I see everyday---because the picture looks nothing like they do in person. LOL!
Let's face it---I can attest to the fact that I do not look as good in person on a daily basis as I do in our Christmas card photo. (Don't all nod your head in agreement at once)
When I open up these cards I pay special attention to the moms in the pictures, who actually got to take some time that morning to curl their hair and take their time applying their make up.
Don't you wish it was picture day everyday.....just for that reason alone?!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Dear Santa.....the Song
My husband heard this song on "Bob and Tom" and thought it was hilarious! It was his idea to put it on the blog, so if you don't like it you can let him know! :)
Monday, December 15, 2008
Dear Santa
When I was digging around old memory books I came across my first letter to Santa! It was from 1985...so I was about....hmm....barely 9 years old. When I look back on it now I can see that it is (of course) my dad's writing. What a good sport he was---but that's a dad's job, right!? Sunday, December 14, 2008
Chef-Boy-R-Tubbs
I had the cinnamon roll "bug" on Friday so I decided to lay out some frozen dough that night. Saturday morning arrived and it was time to make my treats!
Tubbs sniffed the dough and said, "It smells delicious!" I laughed because I didn't really think the dough smelled delicious without something in/on it. But it was cute.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
My Wise Man
Finally---a wise man in the house!Just kidding Luke. Actually you are my brilliant, magnificent, handsome man!
Are they Kings...or Saudi princes negotiating oil prices?! :)
Angels I have Seen on High
Now these angels I would take back to Smith's....Somehow these boys always find their way back to our bed....and are the last ones to wake up. This morning I thought it was especially cute because Tubbs is laying on his brother's arm.
Such good boys....when they are sleeping.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Can You Spot The Imposter?!
This is only the second year (from what I can recollect) that my boys would sit on Santa's lap. So far this year they have been able to visit with him twice and within 12 hours of each other too! Aren't they lucky?!


Sunday, December 7, 2008
Scream
On Fridays when I pick up the boys from school I like to pretend like I am a fun, cool mom and take them to get a treat. We usually go to either the Vons bakery to the Smith's bakery counter inside Brookside to get a cookie.
This last Friday we ended up at Smith's.
Darn those people for their delicious, overpriced, frosted cookie concoctions!
As we stood at the counter waiting our turn my boys practically had their noses up against the display cases. They were eyeing the "special" Christmas cookies that were slightly larger than the normal ones, but were $1-2 bucks more. When they pleaded for the pricier cookies I calmly told them no, their choices were between the Christmas tree and the star. They didn't like that answer and pleaded some more. I replied with the same answer. After about one more round of this, (and trying to be patient---Hey I wanted a cookie too!)I gave up and told them we were leaving. I turned and walked out.
You would have thought I tore Bubba's heart from his chest. He and Tubbs just lost it.
Bubba comes running up behind me as I approach the sliding doors of the store and grabs on to the back of my jeans. I remove his hands and continue walking to the car. Both the boys run up to the car door and Bubba throws his body in front of my door to block me from getting in.
I smile and try to remain calm. (You mothers out there know the calmness I am talking about)Its the moment where you want to attack, but you are in a public place---so you pretend to be the perfect mother who can handle all situations. Even when your 4 year old has thrown himself up against your filthy car door, refusing to get in the car and is now sitting on the cement....crying like he lost his best friend!
Anyways, after a few moments I am able to get myself into the driver's seat and I tell my boys they better get in the car or I am leaving them there. They quickly jump inside as I start the car and throw it into reverse.
My 6 (almost 7) year old is now screaming in the back...like a girl!
Yes, I am going to say it....like a girl! I didn't know if I should laugh...or go back inside the store and purchase duct tape! He didn't stop all the way home, which made for a very unpleasant arrival at home. I won't go into details on that one, BUT...if you close your eyes and press play on this video you will know exactly what my 1st grader sounded like at 3pm on Friday afternoon as we drove back to the house.
We were watching this movie this afternoon and when this scene played I started laughing uncontrollably!
Luke asked me what I was laughing at and I said, "This is what your son sounded like on Friday when I left the bakery." Luke started laughing and told me I had to put it on the blog!
The rest is history!
Needless, to say there will be no more fun, cool mom on Fridays after school!
Bah humbug!
Are you "Stamp Worthy?"
For those Seinfeld fanatics, you might recollect that this title sounds an awful lot like a particular episode where Elaine wasn't sure if certain gentlemen were "worthy." LOL! Its the same concept. If Seinfeld was still around in this economy I am sure they would do an episode on this...Saturday, December 6, 2008
Kettlebells
This morning I took the opportunity to attend a workout class that is offered at the gym where I work. We have a corporate wellness coach who is based out of Atlanta who comes in periodically to train and hold classes. I really like Ron because he focuses on movement to be fit... and not just how to lose weight or build muscle.
This is my 3rd "intro" kettlebell class since june... so I figure now that my hip is on the mend from surgery I could take advantage of doing these exercises on my own at the gym. There are some weird videos online for kettlebells, but this one seemed to introduce them pretty well.
Since I haven't technically exercised since my last class in August I am sure I will be pretty sore tomorrow.
So, if you see me struggling to sit down tomorrow morning at church, you'll know why! If anyone wants to join me at the gym let me know! :)
Friday, December 5, 2008
Oh Christmas Tree....
One of my favorite parts of Christmas is picking out the tree and bringing it home. Tuesday, December 2, 2008
What a Surprise
Have I told you before how fabulous my husband and parents are? We pull into Roseville and I think we are headed to my brother's house. Luke then says he wants to go to Best Buy because Wii games are buy one get one free. I don't believe him, so I get on my IPhone and try looking the sale up at Best Buy. We pull into the Best Buy parking lot and he suddenly announces that he thinks we should pick up dinner for us and my mom and dad. He pulls into an Italian restaurant named "Buca Di Beppo" which I have heard of, but never eaten at. I tell him that my parents probably wouldn't like it and that we should call them before we pick anything up. He starts walking inside and asks if I am coming in or not. I reluctantly agree. I try calling my mom...she doesn't answer. I try my brother--he doesn't answer. I try calling them over and over as we wait inside. A few moments later a waiter walks Luke and I back to this room and there they all are!!
But for the record, I did think something was up a few weeks ago. My mom called and asked to talk to Luke. I questioned Luke and said "Why is my mom calling for you?.....she doesn't like you?!"
After dinner we headed back to the "Party House" where we had cake and ice cream and opened gifts!



Monday, December 1, 2008
San Fran-Freako
I hope no one out there gets all offended by the title, but as you can see by the picture on the right, its abso-tutely correct! ---And I paid him $2 to take this picture. He said he charged $1 for a picture of him but Luke gave him an extra dollar and said he wanted me in the picture! Ha.


























